After a strenuous day of moving in their freshmen daughter Lexi Higgins, FSU alumni Janet and Bill Higgins have decided to take another whack at college life altogether. The couple will reportedly be crashing in the Degraff common room until they get kicked out, or until a three-way with that hot girl on the first floor pans out.
*unless they’re good cops who actually do their job properly, because cops are people too
Cops are people too. I’m so SICK of hearing “fuck the police”, “kill the pigs”, etc etc. Seriously. What happened is horrible, yes, but quit crucifying the entire police force in the US.